Things We're Freaking Out About

1 year ago

This nonfiction is meant to springiness a small penetration into the existent headspace astatine CoinDesk — we’re hoping it becomes a recurring thing. The institution precocious laid off immoderate of the finest reporters and editors covering crypto, which sucks. No 1 present is happy.

Could things beryllium worse? It’s hard to imagine. But astatine slightest we’re not arsenic debased arsenic Sam Bankman-Fried, the disgraced laminitis of FTX, who was precocious thrown successful 1 of the worst penitentiaries successful the U.S. aft abusing the conditions of his bail.

If determination is simply a metallic lining of the erstwhile media darling doing the unbearably petty happening of leaking his erstwhile woman and workfellow Caroline Ellison’s diary, it’s learning the pill-popping, salt-licking erstwhile billionaire is simply a bundle of anxiety.

Part of Ellison’s grounds successful the proceedings slated to statesman this October could beryllium her moving database “Things Sam is Freaking Out About” which apparently included wealth trouble and atrocious press. Oh, Sam, if lone you knew the spread you were digging.

In a motion to Ellison and SBF, CoinDesk decided to memorialize immoderate of things we’re freaking retired about. Hopefully it won’t beryllium utilized arsenic grounds successful tribunal against america — we’re atrocious with money, but not criminally bad.

The SEC Has No Idea How to Regulate Crypto

Mold astatine MDC, SBF’s caller home

Getting replaced by Grammarly

Wasted clip connected hype astir things similar AI and LK-99

Humanity’s collective hours spent connected YouTube

HBO mashup How To with John Adams

The decease of my mint plant

$1 cardinal liquidated successful a flash crash: blockchain circuit breakers?

Why does nary 1 accidental Jiminy Cricket anymore?

My god, a cricket deuteragonist!

Who's going to a 9:30 A.M. screening of “Barbie?”

SEC presumption connected regulating and crypto’s presumption differs wildly